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Trying to solve computer troubles on your own will only make things worse - guaranteed.

Surprisingly, the router, modem, and so forth are in working order, and my laptop here connects to them just fine (and the laptop is fully functional).

The desktop computer is in much dismay, as am I for agreeing to help the old man do a bunch of unnecessary junk with it.

And all because he contracted Koobface.

Yeah, don't do that.